Let me know if you have any couriers going from NZ, Surabaya or Yogyakarta to HK in the next few months. I would like to send you some items from the Rebel Press collective of collectives.
Ngā mihi nui,
RECEIVER
2026-02-09，09:04 UTC+13：
收件人回覆：「Kia ora！好，我大概晚上六點可以過去。請告訴我哪一個信箱。Ngā mihi nui，收件人」
RECEIVER REPLY：“Kia ora! Yes, I can come around about 6pm. Please let me know which letterbox. Ngā mihi nui,
RECEIVER"
2026-02-09，08:59 UTC+13：
慢遞員J更新：「抱歉！生活忙著呢。書在我這邊，是否可以從我的信箱取一下嗎？」
COURER J UPDATE：“Sorry! Been busy with life. I've got them at my place. Is it possible to pick them up from my letterbox?"
2025-12-22，14:54 UTC+13：
蒼白的凱瑞根更新：
Kia ora koutou（你好大家）
書已經跟我們的朋友J到達了威靈頓，我也把他抄送到這封郵件裡了。
J，你可以打021183XXXX聯絡一下收件人安排派送，他跟你一樣也住在Newtown！
Kia haumaru（注意安全）
Pale Kerrigan UPDATE：
Kia ora koutou (hi all)
The books are now in Wellington with our friend J, have cc'd him in here.
J, you can contact RECEIVER on 021183XXXX to organise dropoff, he lives in Newtown just like you!
Kia haumaru (be safe)
2025-10-23，8:48 UTC+13：
蒼白的凱瑞根更新：「剛經歷了一段相當忙碌的返家安頓期，但現在迎來五天連假實在太棒了，終於能好好休息；當然郵件或微信聯繫都沒問題！回覆速度可能稍慢，但我絕對會處理的哈哈；我們正試探性地詢問認識哪些人近期會前往威靈頓，找到線索後會立即通知你 😇」
Pale Kerrigan UPDATE："Have just had quite the time settling back in at home but now on a 5 day weekend which is fantastic and finally will get a rest; e-mail or WeChat communiqué are fine though! I can be slow to reply but I always get there haha; we are just putting some feelers out about who we might know going to Wellington in the coming months, will update you when we find a lead 😇"
2025-10-06，16:58
慢遞員團隊蒼白的凱瑞根與夥伴們發來照片證據，證實已收到「快」件HQL-776；「最終包裹😎」準備打包，將於次日啟程
Pale Kerrigan and friends send photo evidence that dispatch HQL-776 has indeed been received; 'the final pack 😎' to be prepared for departure the following day
2025-10-05，15:15
圓通快遞的物流追蹤系統顯示包裹已抵達目的完成簽收，但慢遞員團隊蒼白的凱瑞根實際上正忙於中國巡演的最終場演出；緩件號HQL-775暫時處於懸置狀態，下落不明
YTO Express' automated tracking reveals that the dispatch has already arrived to its destination and been signed off for, but slow-courier band Pale Kerrigan are actually busy playing the final gig of their tour in China; dispatch HQL-775 in temporary limbo, whereabouts uncertain.
2025-10-02，17:00-19:00：
儘管展銷場極力避免與傳統郵政或快遞服務合作，但這趟前往奧特亞羅瓦的旅行者卻意外地令人振奮，因此破例安排了另一次小型特例——預訂圓通快遞員收取包裝在麒麟啤酒箱裡的四件HQL-775小包； 然而取件過程稍有差池，直至晚間七時後包裹才被投入快遞的三輪車；展銷場轉運站負責人去吃晚餐遲到了；HQL-775/YT2534037251XXX攬件成功，開始往成都
While Display Distribute makes concerted effort not to work with traditional postal or courier services, the rare serendipity of Aotearoa-bound slow-couriers is so exciting that another mini-exception is made, and a YTO Express courier is booked to pick up the Kirin beer box of four separately bound packages for dispatch HQL-775; the pick-up goes slightly awry, however, and does not get tossed into the delivery mobile until after 19:00; LIGHT LOGISTICIANS arrive late to dinner, dispatch HQL-775/YT2534037251XXX successfully retrieved and headed to Chengdu
2025-09-26，13:07 UTC+12：
RECEIVER UPDATE：
Kia ora,
I’m glad to hear of Ragasa’s passing.
I am happy with the human slow-couriering. It will be a first for our institution and may prepare us for a post-austerity future. I would however like an emailed receipt after the payment goes through.
There are many reasons for Dunedin’s supremacy of music. In the days of high social welfare benefits, it became a destination for people seeking low-rent central-city living. Due to poor construction and a lack of insulation, many people could only heat one room at a time. To avoid freezing to death, they would start bands with their flatmates. The legacy of the 19th century gold rush had left the city centre with many large empty buildings and warehouses, which could be used for warehouse parties, venues, and taverns. This created a “music infrastructure”. There is also a long history of Scottish folk music, Kai Tahu waiata, and improvisation in the population.
Ngā mihi nui,
H
2025-09-24，15:16：
Contact is established with new courier recruits Pale Kerrigan, who should have moved on from original point of coincidence in Guangzhou by now but are stuck a few extra days because of super typhoon Ragasa; while Pale Kerrigan loves the idea of a courier mission, for the same wet reasons and dispatch pick-up is unable to be arranged and a covert cheating by speed-courier is arranged to arrive in Chengdu before Pale Kerrigan's departure on 7 October
2025-09-24，04:43：
LIGHT LOGISTICIAN REPLY：
What a coincidence! I just hung out with a group of kiwis two days ago, a couple of bands passing through town on tour. This makes us very excited for the possibility that we could arrange for them to hand courier them back to New Zealand.
I'm very sorry you couldn't get the order through on our website! We've been doing some updates lately, and things are a bit awry. Or maybe it's the typhoon.
Would you mind to let me know where you got stuck? It would be great for us to figure out where all the kinks are. But checking through your list, it looks like we don't have everything, I think there might only be one copy of _mình ii_ left, and only one of _In Darkness_.
Unfortunately for us being really terrible at business, we have so many new books that we'd like to share with you but never enough time to put them online. Maybe I can just recommend the minimum, another from Reliable Copy called _Urban Kitsch_, and then another from Reading Sideways Press called _Volcano News_. Just let me know if they interest you and we can put together a final invoice and do it by PayPal, yes.
I will be in touch with new kiwi friends to see if they might be able to carry books back home, let me know in the meantime!
Thank you and we're super happy to join the Wellington Public Library system, just wondering why you take 2 copies of each?
long time no see!
2025-09-23，15:11：
RECEIVER of one unnumbered grey dispatch (from ORDER WC-7409) over two years ago suddenly resurfaces with another new order and reminder to Display Distribute LIGHT LOGISTICIANS that extra shipping costs from the previous order are overdue from Wellington City Council, employer of aforementioned RECEIVER; an order is placed with a request to add the additional costs by PayPal invoice
媒體記錄 TRACKING:
武侯區 Wuhou District
Pale Kerrigan離開前一晚收到快遞 Received the night before Pale Kerrigan’s departure
長洲島 Changzhou Island
HQL-775 的內容，日常用品來對比一下大小 Contents of HQL-775 with everyday product for scale
『展銷場』慢遞員偷玩一次快的 Display Distribute LIGHT LOGISTICIAN cheating a little bit with a quick one
可是等待一個真正的快遞員攬件還是很慢⋯⋯ Waiting for a real courier’s pick-up is unfortunately slow…
