附注 NOTATION:
2021-11-05,17:15 UTC-04:
慢遞員後續評論:「恭喜妳收到了有史以來最慢的慢遞!我喜歡收件人還說她都不記得訂了什麼書;但我想,用“愛你”的包裝紙給她一個前被遺忘的驚喜也不錯!明年來香港的話跟我們說一下!」
COURIER FOLLOW-UP:Congrats on getting the SLOWEST delivery ever! I love when receiver said she couldn't remember what publications she ordered. But I guess it's nice to have a forgotten surprise with "Love You" wrapping paper! Let us know if you're coming to Hong Kong next year!
2021-11-04,13:15 UTC-04:
慢遞員黃小姐成功地與收件人聯繫,交收時間定在切爾西區第二天下午,收件人靦腆地問:「你願意讓我請你喝一杯嗎?」
Courier Ms. WONG successfully makes contact with the receiver, handover scheduled for the following afternoon in Chelsea, with the receiver coyly asking, "Do you care for me to buy you a drink?"
2021-10-30,23:57:
在大約兩年沒有向美國發出任何慢遞之後,勇敢的慢遞員黃小姐因為有一次跨USA訪問的計劃幫忙帶著三份緩件;準備從香港萬聖節出發前一晚攬件(今年流行的《魷魚遊戲》萬聖節裝束其實很適合隔離時代的旅行)
After approximately two years without any outgoing dispatches to the United States, brave courier Ms. WONG picks up three dispatches for a cross-country visit together with fellow courier-companion Mr. ROBERTSON; a Halloween departure from Hong Kong scheduled for the next day, with this year's fad for Squid Game Halloween outfits quite appropriate for quarantine-era era travel