緩件號碼 DISPATCH №
HQL-353


內容 CONTENTS:

馮火 Fong Fo

屌妳係邊個吳艷
Who the fuck is 吴艷?

出發點 START POINT:

太原轉運中心
Tai Yuan Relay Centre

到達點 END POINT:

山西臨汾
Linfen,
Shanxi Province

定量信息 QUANTITATIVE DATA:

訂單 ORDER
WC-3639

3期《馮火》
3 issues of Fong Fo

一張海報
one poster

慢遞人員 COURIER:

CYN

東東 Ms. DD

物流情況 SHIPPING STATUS:

到達
COMPLETED:

2020-10-07

慢遞招募發布
ROUTE REQUESTED:

2019-10-23,20:41
附注 NOTATION:
2020-10-07:
收件人和她妹妹CYN交接成功
Cousin-courier CYN successfully hands over dispatch HQL-353 to sister-cousin-receiver-reader

2020-10-04,10:00: 慢遞員妹妹CYN小姐早上聯繫東東說決定了早點回家,兩位就立刻安排了早上10點仔山西劇院交接,派送成功
Cousin-courier CYN contacts Ms. DD in the morning, informing her that she will cut her Tai Yuan trip short after visiting for only one day, so they quickly schedule a 10:00 am meeting at the Shanxi Theatre, delivery successful

2020-10-03,13:22: 慢遞員妹妹CYN小姐到了太遠跟轉運中心慢遞員東東小姐聯絡好了,但是發現還是有一個10公里的距離,東東就讓妹妹先跟朋友玩一下她們約第二天再碰面
Cousin-courier CYN arrives to Taiyuan and tries to arrange a meeting with relay LOGISTICIAN Ms. DD, but more than 10km apart, they decide to reschedule for the following day

2020-10-01,21:32: 收件人更新:「我妹妹三號去太原 我把她拉進群里了,等她去了太原你們聯繫」
RECEIVER UPDATE:My cousin will arrive to Taiyuan on the 3rd, I've pulled her into the chat group now, you all can get in touch when she arrives

2020-09-27,21:52:
慢遞員更新:到了秋天了,詢問物流狀況發現有一個小可能性收件人的妹妹有可能會去一趟太原,繼續等待轉運
COURIER UPDATE:Now well into the autumn period, a check-up on the status of dispatch HQL-353 results in the news that the receiver's cousin may be going to Taiyuan soon, more updates to follow

2020-01-13,14:00:
考慮到魚柚小姐近期無來並(太原簡稱)計劃,東東小姐決定拜託自己認識的唯一一位臨汾朋友轉運此件。豆豆。豆豆乃東東本年度在太原的一大收穫,對方數學博士在讀,每個月倆人會見一面,講一些道理…或者說「彈一些琴」給對方聽——數學的群論各項公式、定理,以及占星的一些邏輯與概念。目前,她們已經吃過了雞肉香菇餅、紅豆蔬菜撻、草莓華夫餅,記憶猶新。東東記得豆豆提過自己的老家在臨汾。於是借對方寒假放假之際,拜託之。
可惜,临行前方得知,豆豆是在临汾的下一站侯马下车。
東東決定,再次去一趟腦洞店主的咖啡館,將包裹寄放,繼續「釣魚」
Realising that the former café visitor now turned receiver will probably not come back to Taiyuan any time soon, Ms. DD decides to pass of dispatch HQL-353 to her only friend from Linfen, Doudou, who is studying for a PhD in mathematics in Taiyuan, very enlightening for Ms. DD. They meet about twice a month for an idle chit-chat of nonsense. Their WeChat group is filled with all kinds of formulas, theorems and even astrological theories. They've shared the following meals together: chicken and mushroom patties, red bean and vegetable tarts and strawberry waffles. These are all fresh in Ms. DD's memory, as well as the fact that Doudou comes from Linfen, so she takes the opportunity of Doudou's upcoming return home for the winter holiday. Just before her departure, however, Doudou unfortunately informs Ms. DD that she gets off not in Linfen, but the stop after.
Ms. DD brings dispatch HQL-353 back to the café, hopeful for another courier to pick up the route

2020-01-10,18:00:
緩件HQL-353的誕生,來自於太原轉運站東東小姐釣魚式的定點投放。她將手頭來自馮火編輯部的贈刊裝訂還算說得過去的幾本,投放到了本市還說得過去的一家咖啡館裡。腦洞店主甚是喜歡,擺在了書架上。吸引來了這位臨汾買家魚柚小姐
太原「後勤」員東東小姐一開始盛情邀請識貨的魚柚小姐來家做客,可以展示更多的出版物給她看(東東交友的飢渴度可見一斑。),奈何魚柚小姐只是路過太原,10月一別竟是再也沒來
11月展銷場何姓負責人收到「山西臨汾?東東你知道這是哪裡嗎?」的訂單,東東小姐:「噗嗤,也好。」打開魚柚小姐的微信:「親,你下的訂單還是要從我這兒拿⋯⋯」
Dispatch HQL-353 is borne out of Taiyuan Relay Centre light logistician Ms. DD's attempt to fish for couriers by placing a few packaged issues of past issues of Fong Fo monthly at a local café. The café owner really likes the package, and places it on her bookshelf, which in turn attracts the attention of a client from Linfen
At first, a longing-to-make-a-new-friend Ms. DD invites the café visitor to come directly to her house Taiyuan Relay Centre to see more publications, but it turns out that the visitor is only briefly in Taiyuan and since October has not been back again
In November, Display Distribute receives an order from Linfen, Shanxi Province and transfers the dispatch to Taiyuan logistical operations. Ms. DD sends a WeChat message to the receiver saying, "Dear, you know you'll still have to get it from me..."
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