2026-07-12,17:52:
慢遞員易拎決定動身,搭乘西鐵和輕鐵繞道前往元朗,在康樂路站下車,步行幾步便抵達「收件人」的住址; 由於是住宅大廈,她擔心大門會被鎖上,於是快跑兩步,剛好趕上另一名正要進入大廈的人,這兩名陌生人默默地、低著頭同行,直到二樓,那裡傳來震耳欲聾的搖滾樂,暗示著收件人肯定在家,儘管他聽不到門鈴聲; 等了一兩分鐘直到歌曲結束,易拎再次按門鈴,門開之前先傳來腳步聲,隨之飄來一股難聞的氣味;一位身材高大、留著長灰髮且赤膊的男子來開門,瞥了眼易拎伸出的手上貼有標籤的慢遞單,然後哼了一聲: 「這裡是二樓」,隨即又關上了門;易拎低頭查看配送單上的地址:「哦,原來是六樓的2號室!」。回到電梯後,她發現這部電梯設置上只能往下行,無法上行,於是她又下行至地下層,那裡有一位穿著條紋襯衫的女生迎了上來,因易拎抵達後並未走出電梯而略顯困惑;「我走錯樓層了,得再上去一趟」; 那位女生態度友善且充滿好奇,在電梯上升的過程中與易拎閒聊了一會兒;她直截了當地問道:「你哋係咩?」,易拎雖感到一陣愕然,但最終還是來到六樓的2室,她緊張地按門鈴,又敲了幾下門;她注意到一雙朝外擺放的粉紅色拖鞋,心想這是否意味著住戶是剛出門,而非正要進屋; 沒人來開門,易拎決定繼續保持害羞的姿態,將緩件號HQL-809掛在門把上後便返回電梯;在下行電梯時,她碰巧又遇見那位穿條紋襯衫的女生,兩人驚訝地對視
COURIER PORTABLE decides to make a move, taking a circuitous route to Yuen Long by MTR and light rail, getting off at the Hong Lok Road station and walking just a few steps towards RECEIVER's address; as it is a residential building, they are afraid the door will be locked, so run a few steps just in time to catch another person who's entering the building, and strangers ride silently, looking down, until the second floor, where loud rock music insinuates that RECEIVER must be at home, although they can't hear the doorbell; waiting a minute or two until the end of the song, PORTABLE rings the bell again and footsteps precede the opening of the door and an unpleasant smell; a long, grey haired male with no shirt on answers the door, looks at the labelled dispatch in PORTABLE's outstretched hand, and grunts: "This is the second floor", before closing the door again; PORTABLE looks down at the dispatch address: "Oh, it's Flat 2 on the sixth floor!". Back in the elevator, she finds that they are designed to only go down and not up, so she descends again to the ground floor, where she is greeted by a woman wearing a striped shirt, slightly confused because she doesn't exit the elevator upon arriving; "I went to the wrong floor, have to go back up"; the woman is friendly and curious, making chit-chat for the ascension before getting off on the fourth floor; she asks bluntly: "What are you?", and PORTABLE is stunned but finally arrives at Flat 2 of the 6th Floor, where she nervously rings the doorbell and knocks on the door a few times; she notices a pair of pink slippers that are facing outwards and wonders if this mean that the resident has last stepped out, rather than entering the flat; no one answers the door, and PORTABLE decides to continue in shy mode, hanging dispatch HQL-809 on the door handle before going back to the elevator; she runs into the same striped shirt woman on the elevator down, and they look at one another in surprise
2026-07-09,13:06:
在經過一段因害羞而緩慢的熟悉時間後,出版人終於收到了收件人的兩個地址(一個位於佛山市山水區,另一個位於香港新界元朗),讓慢遞員能依自身方便安排送件
After the slow introductions of shyness, PUBLISHER finally receives two addresses for RECEIVER (one in the Shanshui District of Foshan, the other in Yuen Long of Hong Kong's New Territories), allowing COURIERs to deliver at their convenience
2026-05-26,18:45 UTC-04:
《八家》的出版社聯繫「後勤👍🏾慢遞」,要求安排一筆送往佛山(但收件人偶爾會來香港)的慢遞,;慢遞協調員樂意協助,不過鑑於當前的邊境狀況,加上出版業空間縮水,『展銷場』對此有些猶豫;先不與收件人取得聯繫
The publisher of Bajia gets in touch with LIKE 👍🏾 LOGISTICS, requesting a dispatch for a
for a receiver in Foshan, but who comes every so often to Hong Kong; LOGISTICIANs are happy to oblige, though under current border conditions and considering ever shrinking margins for publishing, Display Distribute is feeling a bit shy; contact with RECEIVER not established