緩件號碼 DISPATCH №

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馮火 Fong Fo

出發點 START POINT: 香港新界 Hong Kong New Territories

到達點 END POINT: 港城市大學 City University of Hong Kong

定量信息 QUANTITATIVE DATA: 2016年9月第43期1本、 2016年10月第44期1本、 2017年1月第47期1本 09/2016 issue 43, 1 copy 10/2016 issue 44, 1 copy 01/2017 issue 47, 1 copy

慢遞人員 COURIER: 何子 Elaine W. HO

物流情況 SHIPPING STATUS:

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到達
COMPLETED
2017-02-27，15:42

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算是信使何子最失敗的一條路線：坐了45分鐘的巴士後坐過站，返轉頭救命又坐過，發現新界的站距離很奇怪，坐過的站同之前一站差幾百米，從錯過的站到下一站要21.6公里。慢遞人員一路罵自己，罵司機，到最後聽到旁邊一個小朋友同佢爸爸傾偈先開啟自己笑：
「爸爸睇睇大船！佢地去邊啊？」
「佢地去送貨咯。」
「送貨去邊度啊？」
「去外國。」
「去外國做咩啊？」
「做生意。」
「要好耐嗰喔！」
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The biggest disaster of a dispatch for experienced courier HO began with a 45 minute bus ride from the New Territories towards City U, but a missed stop resulted in a highway turnaround that only led to missing the stop again. In this moment HO learns that New Territories buses have oddly planned distances between stops: from the missed stop and its previous stop, only a few hundred meters apart; but from the missed stop to the next, a cursed 21.6 km. Cursing for another hour or so, until she overhears a lovely conversation from a little boy and his father on the bus:
「Papa, look at the giant ship! Where is it going?」
「To make deliveries.」
「Where do they deliver?」
「To foreign countries.」
「What do they do in foreign countries?」
「They do business.」
「That must take a long time!」

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